This is my entry in Rochelle’s Friday Fictioneers Flash Fiction Challenge. The story has to be 100 words or fewer, based on this photo prompt by Roger Bultot. Give it a try yourself!
These pancakes are soggy. The eggs are cold. There is something on this fork! Get me another cup of coffee, would you, sweetheart? What? You don’t have avocado to go with the hamburger? We have been waiting here for hours! Is everyone here incompetent? Give us a smile, honey. You’d be pretty if you smiled. This burger is overcooked. Nice ass on that one. I asked you for coffee an hour ago. Come on, honey. Smile. I meant it as a compliment. Look, Kath! That man just fell flat on his face. How did that happen?